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Two Poons In A Pod(cast): Slut With A Passport

MelE and Kimmie discuss one night stands, travel, and reality television. MelE feels like a dirty whore after Kimmie is unable to relate. Listen below or on Soundcloud.             … Continue reading

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Big Love

In order to share this Tale, I must discard my vanity. I’d waited my whole life to fall in love. Romantic, deep, storybook love. I was forty-something and overweight. Melissa … Continue reading

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Dickmorphia

I was digging this Blaxican. We exchanged text messages from the time we woke up in the morning, until we fell asleep in exhaustion at night. He didn’t spell very … Continue reading

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Fire Crotch

When I was 19 and in college, I came home for Christmas break and out of the blue a guy I went to high school with called me up. I … Continue reading

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Tales From My Vagina: One Nut Too Many

I met this man through a respectable dating club. I know I’m not the prettiest woman even after a large weight loss, I still have a fat complex about myself. … Continue reading

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The Question

I work in a retail environment where I meet a lot of different available men. Usually, I avoid dating them so if it goes bad they won’t be able to … Continue reading

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A Twitter Tale: Hashtag Chew and Screw

I met a liar, a bum, a fucking leech named Antonio on Twitter. If I ever see him again I’ll probably end up arrested or a police shooting victim. Our … Continue reading

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Tell Your Tale

Tales From My Vagina are true stories of dating disasters and sexual hilarity, shared by readers, both male and female.  Share your Tale by filling out the form below. All submissions … Continue reading

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Zipped! The Tale of Frankendick

  I grew up in a very religious strict family. Church on Sunday, prayer group on Saturday. Both followed by family dinner where we would share our personal thoughts on … Continue reading

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Two Poons In A Pod(cast): ‘Pickled Poon and Pig Feet’

Cheri shares ancestral information that leads to a discussion of race relations. MelE shames a slut.                    Haynes House Apothecary has new, all … Continue reading

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Two Poons In A Pod(cast): Three The Hard Way- Me, Her, and Our Man

Cheri shares her latest threesome experience. MelE admits to having sex with the gasman and the proper after sex protocol. Both MelE and Cheri discuss the pros and cons of … Continue reading

November 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

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Use this link to sign up for Boost Mobile service and receive $25.00 back! TalesFmV loves some cheap isshh! Unlimited text, talk, data, and 3G free hotspot with $25.00 gift … Continue reading

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Lickety Split

I had a pal. Complete opposite of me, physically. Where I’m fair in complexion, she was ebony. Very beautiful with a toned, slender figure. I always admired her beauty and … Continue reading

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The Runaway Penis

Somewhere along the year she lost her sexy. Maybe it was depression or just a lack of interest in the current selection. She had completely disregarded her current lover for … Continue reading

October 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Flies, Lies, and Africans

Young and recently separated from my long-time partner, I felt like seeing what was new on the penis scene. I held several auditions for potential new penis in my life. After … Continue reading

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Two Poons In A Pod

Two Poons In A Pod

Tales From My Vagina companion podcast

A rotating list of female guest hosts who discuss a variety of topics. Explicit content.

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