Tales From My Vagina: Ride The White Pony
My very first sexual experience was when I was 25 years old and nervous. I decided to have an older White man pop it for the first time. I knew he wouldn’t be able to do the Negro hip rotation on me and take my money, drive my car, and have 3 children with other women while we were together.
So I got some white lace thigh high stockings and my best Sunday dress. Drove to Kansas Hickville.
He licked and it felt like a rough cat’s tongue. I frowned. He rubbed really fast with his fingers like it was a scratch off lottery ticket. I said loudly, ‘Ugggh’. Made sure he saw my WTF sad face.
Then he jabbed a thumb in my ‘OTHERS’. I froze in shock. He panted hard while I watched the little tuft of hair left at the top of his head and contemplated the absolute rudeness of it all.
Then it was over. No welcome mat needed.
Two Poons In A Pod
Two Poons In A Pod
Tales From My Vagina companion podcast
A rotating list of female guest hosts who discuss a variety of topics. Explicit content.
