Flies, Lies, and Africans
Young and recently separated from my long-time partner, I felt like seeing what was new on the penis scene. I held several auditions for potential new penis in my life. After … Continue reading
Tales From My Vagina: One Nut Too Many
I met this man through a respectable dating club. I know I’m not the prettiest woman even after a large weight loss, I still have a fat complex about myself. … Continue reading
Toe Jamming
I’m the type of girl who doesn’t get it. A man will have to literally ask me, You wanna fuck? for me to understand the situation. Otherwise we’re just pals. … Continue reading
Randomosity
About 3 years ago I went out clubbing. My sense of direction is completely out of whack so of course I ended up lost. Lost and frustrated. Eventually I saw … Continue reading
The Question
I work in a retail environment where I meet a lot of different available men. Usually, I avoid dating them so if it goes bad they won’t be able to … Continue reading
Tell Your Tale
Tales From My Vagina are true stories of dating disasters and sexual hilarity, shared by readers, both male and female. Share your Tale by filling out the form below. All submissions … Continue reading
Black Magic
My family was upper middle class White and they warned me not to marry my extremely poor, lower class White boyfriend. I rebelled. I regret it-regretted it three years after I … Continue reading
I’m So Wet
A couple of years ago I was speeding down the highway, a nice cocktail in one hand, a Newport in the other. Of course I got pulled over doing 70 … Continue reading
The Lurk: UFC Anti Doping- Is it working?
The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) recently committed to hosting Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fights with athletes who are subject to enhanced drug testing. In partnership with the United States Anti … Continue reading
The Happy Homemaker
I was having a random catch up conversation with an ex co-worker I hadn’t seen in a while. Of course the conversation turned to men, dating, and love. This friend … Continue reading
Can’t Love Those Hose
While vacationing in Florida I met the most wonderfully amazing man. At first I thought it would be just a vacation fling that was fun, but forgettable. We got along … Continue reading
The Lurk: Bellator Dynamite 2
During the Bellator media call Matt Mitrione’s opponent Carl Seumanutafa proved to be a bashful, yet realistic fighter. When questioned by a media member from another outlet he kept his … Continue reading
