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I’m So Wet

A couple of years ago I was speeding down the highway, a nice cocktail in one hand, a Newport in the other. Of course I got pulled over doing 70 … Continue reading

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The Lurk: UFC Anti Doping- Is it working?

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) recently committed to hosting Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fights with athletes who are subject to enhanced drug testing. In partnership with the United States Anti … Continue reading

July 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Happy Homemaker

I was having a random catch up conversation with an ex co-worker I hadn’t seen in a while. Of course the conversation turned to men, dating, and love. This friend … Continue reading

July 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Fire Crotch

When I was 19 and in college, I came home for Christmas break and out of the blue a guy I went to high school with called me up. I … Continue reading

July 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Flies, Lies, and Africans

Young and recently separated from my long-time partner, I felt like seeing what was new on the penis scene. I held several auditions for potential new penis in my life. After … Continue reading

July 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Can’t Love Those Hose

While vacationing in Florida I met the most wonderfully amazing man. At first I thought it would be just a vacation fling that was fun, but forgettable. We got along … Continue reading

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Tales From My Vagina: One Nut Too Many

I met this man through a respectable dating club. I know I’m not the prettiest woman even after a large weight loss, I still have a fat complex about myself. … Continue reading

July 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Toe Jamming

I’m the type of girl who doesn’t get it. A man will have to literally ask me, You wanna fuck? for me to understand the situation. Otherwise we’re just pals. … Continue reading

July 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Lurk: Bellator Dynamite 2

During the Bellator media call Matt Mitrione’s opponent Carl Seumanutafa proved to be a bashful, yet realistic fighter. When questioned by a media member from another outlet he kept his … Continue reading

June 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Fighting Words: Michael Chandler

Bellator lightweight fighter Michael Chandler has been here before. Lightweight title shots in Bellator MMA seem to hover around Chandler like a jealous spouse. Being an intelligent fighter by nature … Continue reading

June 23, 2016 · 1 Comment

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