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Toe Jamming

I’m the type of girl who doesn’t get it. A man will have to literally ask me, You wanna fuck? for me to understand the situation. Otherwise we’re just pals. … Continue reading

August 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Randomosity

About 3 years ago I went out clubbing. My sense of direction is completely out of whack so of course I ended up lost. Lost and frustrated. Eventually I saw … Continue reading

December 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Question

I work in a retail environment where I meet a lot of different available men. Usually, I avoid dating them so if it goes bad they won’t be able to … Continue reading

December 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tell Your Tale

Tales From My Vagina are true stories of dating disasters and sexual hilarity, shared by readers, both male and female.  Share your Tale by filling out the form below. All submissions … Continue reading

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Black Magic

My family was upper middle class White and they warned me not to marry my extremely poor, lower class White boyfriend. I rebelled. I regret it-regretted it three years after I … Continue reading

July 23, 2016 · 1 Comment

I’m So Wet

A couple of years ago I was speeding down the highway, a nice cocktail in one hand, a Newport in the other. Of course I got pulled over doing 70 … Continue reading

July 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Lurk: UFC Anti Doping- Is it working?

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) recently committed to hosting Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fights with athletes who are subject to enhanced drug testing. In partnership with the United States Anti … Continue reading

July 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Happy Homemaker

I was having a random catch up conversation with an ex co-worker I hadn’t seen in a while. Of course the conversation turned to men, dating, and love. This friend … Continue reading

July 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Can’t Love Those Hose

While vacationing in Florida I met the most wonderfully amazing man. At first I thought it would be just a vacation fling that was fun, but forgettable. We got along … Continue reading

July 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Lurk: Bellator Dynamite 2

During the Bellator media call Matt Mitrione’s opponent Carl Seumanutafa proved to be a bashful, yet realistic fighter. When questioned by a media member from another outlet he kept his … Continue reading

June 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Fighting Words: Michael Chandler

Bellator lightweight fighter Michael Chandler has been here before. Lightweight title shots in Bellator MMA seem to hover around Chandler like a jealous spouse. Being an intelligent fighter by nature … Continue reading

June 23, 2016 · 1 Comment

Fighting Words: Patricky ‘Pitbull’ Freire Dynamite 2

It’s been a long road to a title fight for Patricky Freire in Bellator MMA. Trudging through the early tournament days, facing Michael Chandler in the finals of the lightweight tournament. … Continue reading

June 22, 2016 · 1 Comment

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