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Fighting Words: Matt Mitrione

One of the most high-profile Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) defectors, Matt Mitrione makes his promotional debut this Friday, June 24, 2016, at Bellator Dynamite 2 in St Louis, Missouri against … Continue reading

June 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boss Hogging

I was enjoying the single life after dating losers, but starting to get a little lonely for a steady man. A friend of mine hooked me up with a guy … Continue reading

June 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Education Connection

My junior year of college and I’m finally living in the upper classman dorms. No more community bathrooms, no more walking five miles to class, no more being stuffed in … Continue reading

June 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Buttah Baby Hair Imports

  Buttah Baby Hair Imports is the premier supplier of human hair extensions. Established in 2011, Buttah Baby has quickly become the go-to supplier of the highest quality virgin hair … Continue reading

June 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: The Little Vagina That Could

After college I got a very well paid job with an electronics firm. It was a relatively new department for this company so they sent our whole unit to a … Continue reading

June 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Abracadabra! The Tale of the Amazing Strap-on

  I’m a dominant lesbian who loves feminine women. The look of them, the feel of them, yes Mr/Mrs Midwest, the taste of them (gasp). I’ve never had a problem … Continue reading

May 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Serve To Serve

Everyone in my unit always found Correctional Officer Mackey to be a little off. We could never figure out if he was secretly sadistic or a danger seeker. Any time … Continue reading

March 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Big Booty Judy

I’ve had some fucked up sex experiences in my life. One of them was when a dude was getting me in the mood with a little kinky foreplay.   I … Continue reading

March 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Peanut Butter and Dick

Imagine an unhappy, verbally abusive relationship. After the birth of my third child I ventured back into the work force. I loved the freedom of earning my own money again, … Continue reading

March 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: The Brain Game

Met this woman on MySpace. She was super dope. We hooked up several times and I must say she was a Dime in bed and out. One of the last … Continue reading

March 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Young Thug: Slime Season 3 Mixtape

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March 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Rudy Ray Moore: The Signifying Monkey

One of the best to ever do it, a performer way before his time. If you listen carefully, you’ll hear his performance echo in modern comedy and storytelling. Those of … Continue reading

March 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

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Two Poons In A Pod

Two Poons In A Pod

Tales From My Vagina companion podcast

A rotating list of female guest hosts who discuss a variety of topics. Explicit content.

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