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Haynes House Apothecary

Haynes House Apothecary is a small business that specializes in all natural hair, skin, and beard grooming products. Hand crafted and animal cruelty free, Haynes House is dedicated to supplying quality natural products at a reasonable price. 

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“I’ve listed all of the products that I use personally and that have made a dramatic change in my skin’s appearance. 

I use Tea Tree Herbal Face Wash nightly, followed by the Orange Blossom Toner- to completely cleanse the grime and makeup of the day away.

During dry weather, I then apply the Immortelle Face Oil; summer months I use the Dream Immortelle cream at night and the Dream Immortelle serum in the morning before I apply makeup.

If you suffer from constant dry skin or eczema; integrate the oil version into your  routine in mornings and nightly.

My morning routine is washing with the Tea Tree Face Wash and moisturizing with Dream Immortelle cream before applying makeup.

Twice a week I use the Dead Sea Mask to ‘rescue’ my face from daily use of cosmetics. 

It might seem like a lot of work, but it legit takes 5 extra minutes of your time before bed. The results are fantastic. I’m so vain about my skin now.

Before Haynes House I hid my skin behind liquid and powder makeup. Now I use none at all. You betta get you some Gurl!” -Melinda Evette 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Customers will receive an invoice via PayPal within 24 hours. Orders will not ship until payment is received. Please allow 10 days for delivery.

Ingredient List:

Rose Petals & Buds, German Chamomile, Roman Chamomile,
Nettle Leaf, Spearmint Leaf, Peppermint Leaf,
Stevia Leaf, Neem Leaf, Greek Basil, Calendula, Arnica, Yarrow , Burdock Root, Hibiscus Flowers, Horsetail

Rosemary, Lavender Buds, Oolong Tea Leaves,
Chai Tea Leaves, Black Tea Leaves, Rooibos Tea Leaves,
Green Tea Leaves, Herbal Tea Spice Blends, White Tea Leaves,
Marshmallow Root, Dandelion Root, Chickweed,
Balm of Gilead Buds (Cottonwood,) Comfrey, St. John’s Wort

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