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Tales From My Vagina: Big Booty Judy

I’ve had some fucked up sex experiences in my life. One of them was when a dude was getting me in the mood with a little kinky foreplay.   I … Continue reading

March 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Peanut Butter and Dick

Imagine an unhappy, verbally abusive relationship. After the birth of my third child I ventured back into the work force. I loved the freedom of earning my own money again, … Continue reading

March 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: The Brain Game

Met this woman on MySpace. She was super dope. We hooked up several times and I must say she was a Dime in bed and out. One of the last … Continue reading

March 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Hershey’s Sweet Kiss

I’m not blond, but I was young and silly. My first high school boyfriend was a freak in the bedroom. After I surrendered my virginity, he slowly introduced me to … Continue reading

December 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: A Very Shitty Christmas

I met T.L at a bar when I was blasted out of my mind. I didn’t remember giving out my number, so when he kept calling and texting I ignored … Continue reading

December 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: The Nutcracker

The last month or so I’ve been regularly sleeping with a married man. We’ve known each other for years and its perfect. A ton of wild, kinky sex that we … Continue reading

December 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Love Conquers All

In order to share this Tale, I must discard my vanity. I’d waited my whole life to fall in love. Romantic, deep, storybook love. I was forty-something and overweight. Kirstie … Continue reading

December 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Behold The Wonder

I grew up in a small town. If you didn’t know someone personally, you definitely knew something about them or their family. Even smaller was the Black population. If you … Continue reading

November 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Double Double Toil and Trouble

A handful of years ago I became friends with Naomi. Naomi was a rather large woman with the prettiest face. The large part didn’t really matter too much since ‘thick … Continue reading

October 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Ride The White Pony

My very first sexual experience was when I was 25  years old and nervous. I decided to have an older White man pop it for the first time. I knew … Continue reading

March 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

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Two Poons In A Pod

Two Poons In A Pod

Tales From My Vagina companion podcast

A rotating list of female guest hosts who discuss a variety of topics. Explicit content.

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