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Big Love

In order to share this Tale, I must discard my vanity. I’d waited my whole life to fall in love. Romantic, deep, storybook love. I was forty-something and overweight. Melissa … Continue reading

July 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

A Twitter Tale: Hashtag Chew and Screw

I met a liar, a bum, a fucking leech named Antonio on Twitter. If I ever see him again I’ll probably end up arrested or a police shooting victim. Our … Continue reading

May 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Lickety Split

I had a pal. Complete opposite of me, physically. Where I’m fair in complexion, she was ebony. Very beautiful with a toned, slender figure. I always admired her beauty and … Continue reading

April 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

Zipped! The Tale of Frankendick

  I grew up in a very religious strict family. Church on Sunday, prayer group on Saturday. Both followed by family dinner where we would share our personal thoughts on … Continue reading

January 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Two Poons In A Pod(cast): ‘Pickled Poon and Pig Feet’

Cheri shares ancestral information that leads to a discussion of race relations. MelE shames a slut.                    Haynes House Apothecary has new, all … Continue reading

November 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

Two Poons In A Pod(cast): Three The Hard Way- Me, Her, and Our Man

Cheri shares her latest threesome experience. MelE admits to having sex with the gasman and the proper after sex protocol. Both MelE and Cheri discuss the pros and cons of … Continue reading

November 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

The Runaway Penis

Somewhere along the year she lost her sexy. Maybe it was depression or just a lack of interest in the current selection. She had completely disregarded her current lover for … Continue reading

October 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Dickmorphia

I was digging this Blaxican. We exchanged text messages from the time we woke up in the morning, until we fell asleep in exhaustion at night. He didn’t spell very … Continue reading

October 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Fire Crotch

When I was 19 and in college, I came home for Christmas break and out of the blue a guy I went to high school with called me up. I … Continue reading

October 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Flies, Lies, and Africans

Young and recently separated from my long-time partner, I felt like seeing what was new on the penis scene. I held several auditions for potential new penis in my life. After … Continue reading

October 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: One Nut Too Many

I met this man through a respectable dating club. I know I’m not the prettiest woman even after a large weight loss, I still have a fat complex about myself. … Continue reading

October 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Toe Jamming

I’m the type of girl who doesn’t get it. A man will have to literally ask me, You wanna fuck? for me to understand the situation. Otherwise we’re just pals. … Continue reading

August 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

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Two Poons In A Pod

Two Poons In A Pod

Tales From My Vagina companion podcast

A rotating list of female guest hosts who discuss a variety of topics. Explicit content.

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