Big Love
In order to share this Tale, I must discard my vanity. I’d waited my whole life to fall in love. Romantic, deep, storybook love. I was forty-something and overweight. Melissa … Continue reading
A Twitter Tale: Hashtag Chew and Screw
I met a liar, a bum, a fucking leech named Antonio on Twitter. If I ever see him again I’ll probably end up arrested or a police shooting victim. Our … Continue reading
Lickety Split
I had a pal. Complete opposite of me, physically. Where I’m fair in complexion, she was ebony. Very beautiful with a toned, slender figure. I always admired her beauty and … Continue reading
Zipped! The Tale of Frankendick
I grew up in a very religious strict family. Church on Sunday, prayer group on Saturday. Both followed by family dinner where we would share our personal thoughts on … Continue reading
The Runaway Penis
Somewhere along the year she lost her sexy. Maybe it was depression or just a lack of interest in the current selection. She had completely disregarded her current lover for … Continue reading
Dickmorphia
I was digging this Blaxican. We exchanged text messages from the time we woke up in the morning, until we fell asleep in exhaustion at night. He didn’t spell very … Continue reading
Fire Crotch
When I was 19 and in college, I came home for Christmas break and out of the blue a guy I went to high school with called me up. I … Continue reading
Flies, Lies, and Africans
Young and recently separated from my long-time partner, I felt like seeing what was new on the penis scene. I held several auditions for potential new penis in my life. After … Continue reading
Tales From My Vagina: One Nut Too Many
I met this man through a respectable dating club. I know I’m not the prettiest woman even after a large weight loss, I still have a fat complex about myself. … Continue reading
Toe Jamming
I’m the type of girl who doesn’t get it. A man will have to literally ask me, You wanna fuck? for me to understand the situation. Otherwise we’re just pals. … Continue reading
Randomosity
About 3 years ago I went out clubbing. My sense of direction is completely out of whack so of course I ended up lost. Lost and frustrated. Eventually I saw … Continue reading
The Question
I work in a retail environment where I meet a lot of different available men. Usually, I avoid dating them so if it goes bad they won’t be able to … Continue reading