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Big Love

In order to share this Tale, I must discard my vanity. I’d waited my whole life to fall in love. Romantic, deep, storybook love. I was forty-something and overweight. Melissa … Continue reading

July 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

A Twitter Tale: Hashtag Chew and Screw

I met a liar, a bum, a fucking leech named Antonio on Twitter. If I ever see him again I’ll probably end up arrested or a police shooting victim. Our … Continue reading

May 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Lickety Split

I had a pal. Complete opposite of me, physically. Where I’m fair in complexion, she was ebony. Very beautiful with a toned, slender figure. I always admired her beauty and … Continue reading

April 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

Zipped! The Tale of Frankendick

  I grew up in a very religious strict family. Church on Sunday, prayer group on Saturday. Both followed by family dinner where we would share our personal thoughts on … Continue reading

January 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

The Runaway Penis

Somewhere along the year she lost her sexy. Maybe it was depression or just a lack of interest in the current selection. She had completely disregarded her current lover for … Continue reading

October 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Dickmorphia

I was digging this Blaxican. We exchanged text messages from the time we woke up in the morning, until we fell asleep in exhaustion at night. He didn’t spell very … Continue reading

October 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Fire Crotch

When I was 19 and in college, I came home for Christmas break and out of the blue a guy I went to high school with called me up. I … Continue reading

October 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Flies, Lies, and Africans

Young and recently separated from my long-time partner, I felt like seeing what was new on the penis scene. I held several auditions for potential new penis in my life. After … Continue reading

October 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: One Nut Too Many

I met this man through a respectable dating club. I know I’m not the prettiest woman even after a large weight loss, I still have a fat complex about myself. … Continue reading

October 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Toe Jamming

I’m the type of girl who doesn’t get it. A man will have to literally ask me, You wanna fuck? for me to understand the situation. Otherwise we’re just pals. … Continue reading

August 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Randomosity

About 3 years ago I went out clubbing. My sense of direction is completely out of whack so of course I ended up lost. Lost and frustrated. Eventually I saw … Continue reading

December 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Question

I work in a retail environment where I meet a lot of different available men. Usually, I avoid dating them so if it goes bad they won’t be able to … Continue reading

December 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

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