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Tales From My Vagina are true stories of dating disasters and sexual hilarity, shared by readers, both male and female.  Share your Tale by filling out the form below. All submissions … Continue reading

December 27, 2016

Black Magic

My family was upper middle class White and they warned me not to marry my extremely poor, lower class White boyfriend. I rebelled. I regret it-regretted it three years after I … Continue reading

July 23, 2016 · 1 Comment

I’m So Wet

A couple of years ago I was speeding down the highway, a nice cocktail in one hand, a Newport in the other. Of course I got pulled over doing 70 … Continue reading

July 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Happy Homemaker

I was having a random catch up conversation with an ex co-worker I hadn’t seen in a while. Of course the conversation turned to men, dating, and love. This friend … Continue reading

July 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Can’t Love Those Hose

While vacationing in Florida I met the most wonderfully amazing man. At first I thought it would be just a vacation fling that was fun, but forgettable. We got along … Continue reading

July 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boss Hogging

I was enjoying the single life after dating losers, but starting to get a little lonely for a steady man. A friend of mine hooked me up with a guy … Continue reading

June 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

The Education Connection

My junior year of college and I’m finally living in the upper classman dorms. No more community bathrooms, no more walking five miles to class, no more being stuffed in … Continue reading

June 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: The Little Vagina That Could

After college I got a very well paid job with an electronics firm. It was a relatively new department for this company so they sent our whole unit to a … Continue reading

June 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Abracadabra! The Tale of the Amazing Strap-on

  I’m a dominant lesbian who loves feminine women. The look of them, the feel of them, yes Mr/Mrs Midwest, the taste of them (gasp). I’ve never had a problem … Continue reading

May 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Serve To Serve

Everyone in my unit always found Correctional Officer Mackey to be a little off. We could never figure out if he was secretly sadistic or a danger seeker. Any time … Continue reading

March 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Big Booty Judy

I’ve had some fucked up sex experiences in my life. One of them was when a dude was getting me in the mood with a little kinky foreplay.   I … Continue reading

March 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tales From My Vagina: Peanut Butter and Dick

Imagine an unhappy, verbally abusive relationship. After the birth of my third child I ventured back into the work force. I loved the freedom of earning my own money again, … Continue reading

March 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

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